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In second grade we did an experiment with static electricity,

We rubbed balloons on our heads

And stuck them to walls.

And kissing you is kinda like that.

My hair stands on end,

I get shocked when I touch things

And I want to tell you stupid stuff like

Kissing you is a bundle of kittens

Colliding with my face at .5 miles an hour

It’s like being shot with a dart gun made of hummingbirds

That shoots darts made of hummingbirds

And your lips are so soft I can’t actually tell when we are touching

Like braiding hair underwater

Like napping under a blanket filled with rainbows and clouds

And your favorite books

When you kiss me the cartoon devil and angel on my shoulder

Climb into my ears

Lick all of my neurons

And start fucking on my brainstem

If you were a 300 pound professional weight lifter

And I were a Kia Sorento

You could drag me anywhere

Kissing you is patient and impossibly slow

Like peeling paint off the wall with glittery stickers

Or cooking a turkey with a lighter

You remind me of the time in second grade

When Bethany Hopkirk

Called me a freak face and stabbed me in the arm with a pencil

Cause Kissing you is kinda like that

Unhealthy and will probably result in disfigurement

But baby, bring on the facial scars and lead poisoning

Cause when you kiss me you are dangling me off a bridge by a belt

You are the screen door of my childhood

All taste and swinging

So full of holes you could never keep anything in

You are every black eye

You’re a semitruck and I’m a turtle with two broken legs

And a broken heart

You are illegal fireworks falling down stairs together

Driving on four flat tires

Playing Frisbee at night with a saw blade

Kissing you is like falling out of a 37 story window

Exploding into a cloud of robins and reappearing on the ground with my mouth

full of feathers

And when I can’t kiss you

I try to find the static electricity in my apartment

I dig around in light sockets

Change lightbulbs with my teeth

And make out with the toaster

And I know we’ve only been seeing eachother for a couple weeks

But baby when you kiss me

I can’t remember my middle name

Or which one is my left foot.

So come over tonight

We’ll shuffle around the apartment in our socks

And we’ll let our lips drift toward each other

Like tectonic plates made…

Out of kittens.

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