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MY FRIEND, I KNOW YOU BEST

BUT I LIKE YOU ANYWAY

AND A REAL PAL TELLS THE TRUTH

WARTS AND ALL THE WAY

INSTEAD OF A PHONY TOAST

YOU DESERVE AN HONEST ROAST

SO LET’S ALL RAISE A GLASS

TO MY FAVORITE PAIN IN THE ASS

To Sir Toby Belch!

To Sir Toby Belch!

YOU’RE THE WORST

YOU’RE A SLOUCH

Here we go…

A POTATO GONE BAD ON THE COUCH

YOU’RE A LEECH

AND A GLUT

AND YOUR EGO’S AS BIG AS YOUR GUT

YOUR BURPS ARE SO FAMOUS THEY’RE PART OF YOUR NAME

YOU SMELL LIKE PERFUME MADE OF WHISKEY AND SHAME

SO LET ME TELL YOU FIRST

THAT YOU ARE THE WORST

YOU ARE THE WORST!

WHO IS THE WORST?

TOBY’S THE WORST!

A mellifluous voice, as I am true knight

To Sir Andrew!

To Sir Andrew!

YOU’RE THE WORST

YOU’RE THE WORST!

YOU’RE A DRAG

CAN’T FLIRT YOUR WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG

YOU’RE A WIMP

AND NAIVE

IT SAYS GULLIBLE THERE ON YOUR SLEEVE

Where?

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE

BUT TRUST ME, YOU CAN’T

YOU’VE THE WIT OF A TOAD AND THE BRAIN OF AN ANT

SO LET ME TELL YOU FIRST

THAT YOU ARE THE WORST!

YOU ARE THE WORST

WHO IS THE WORST?

ANDREW’S THE WORST!

What a caterwauling do you keep here!

For the love o' God, peace!

To Maria!

To Maria!

YOU’RE THE WORST!

YOU’RE THE…

AND YOU GOT…

Actually, Maria’s kind of the best, I got nothing

Anyone?

(Murmuring in agreement)

No, yeah, she’s pretty great. / Can’t think of anything readily.

/ Hmm, you’re right

To Feste!

To Feste!

YOU’RE THE WORST!

YOU’RE THE WORST!

YOU’RE A FOOL!

Clever

AND YOU THINK YOU’RE JUST TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL

YOU’RE A SMART-ASS

A SMART-ASS!

AND A BUM

BUM-BUM!

AND YOUR JOKES ARE ALL PRETTY DUMB

NOW WHO’S DUMB?

YOU TRY TOO SINCERELY TO PLEASE EVERY CROWD

AND YOU PLAY THE ACCORDION FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

It’s a beautiful instrument!

SO LET ME TELL YOU FIRST

THAT YOU ARE THE WORST!

YOU ARE THE WORST!

WHO IS THE WORST?

FESTE’S THE WORST!

No, I’m the worst!

No, I’m the worst!

Feste said that I’m the worst!

Ladies, ladies, you’re both pretty much the worst

GOOD FRIENDS HAVE X-RAY VISION

THEY SEE THROUGH THE MASK THAT YOU WEAR

GOOD FRIENDS LAUGH IN DERISION

TO SHOW YOU THAT THEY CARE!

(Enter MALVOLIO, cutting off the music like a record scratch)

My masters, are you mad? Do you make an alehouse of my lady’s house?

Is there no respect of place, persons, nor time in you?

To Malvolio!

To Malvolio!

(Flattered)

To me?

YOU’RE THE WORST

YOU’RE THE WORST

The worst?!

YOU’RE A FROWN

Have you no manners?

AND YOU POOP EVERY PARTY IN TOWN

YOU’RE A SNOB

Sir Toby, I must be-

AND A SNITCH

I must be round with you-

A HIGH-HORSE RIDIN' SON OF A BITCH

GUN!

YOU THINK JUST CAUSE YOU NEVER HAD ANY FUN

THAT EVERYONE ELSE SHALL ALSO HAVE NONE!

I’M SURE I’M NOT THE FIRST TO SAY

YOU’RE THE WORST

YOU ARE THE WORST!

I am not the worst!

MALVOLIO’S THE WORST

He’s actually the worst though

YOU ARE THE WORST!

LET’S HEAR IT FOR YOUR TRUE FRIENDS

WHO TELL YA STRAIGHT TO YOUR FACE

THAT YOU’RE A DISGRACE!

HEAR HEAR!

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