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One time a giraffe and a unicorn had drinks

(Beers!)

in the magical land of almost…

Canada

Mordor

(Mordor!)

the giraffe got the unicorn drunk,

and took her home

(sex)

and nine months later,

a Jenna was born

A Jennarafficorn!

Acorn!

Bacorn!

Isn’t a word,

but it’s acorn bacon

Just, FYI

(Facts!)

The giraffe and the unicorn

taught the Jennarafficorn how to walk

(Legs!)

and talk and read and write,

and she had braces for four whole years

It was weird

(Awkward!)

She moved to Boston to pursue her dream of…

(Nothing!)

And attended Hogwarts

and got mad degrees

She learned all about confetti

and cupcakes

(Mmm!)

and softball

(Heeaa!)

and looked…

awkward

(so weird!)

(Bill Nye the science guy!)

But then came a Marble

(Mister Marbles!)

The most beautiful Marble there ever was

(so hot!)

He got her a computer

and taught her how to edit videos

(Steve Jobs!)

and people watch them

for no reason

Seriously

why are you still watching this?

No one knows

Except that koala over there

just kidding it’s a narwhal

just kidding it’s Paula Dean riding a narwhal

Just kidding

Look at this!

Then so many people watched her videos

that she had to call her mom and tell her about it

and apologize

for swearing on the internet

(fuck you bitch)

Spiderman was there

and saw the whole thing happen

and didn’t do anything

You’re useless

(titties)

Now look at this!

And this!

Then came a Kermit

(Kermit!)

The most majestic Kermit there ever was

He taught the world how to be a silver unicorn

and made them happy

and looked like Snoop Dogg

and the three of them became a family

Happiest family there ever was

But since they both have dicks

sometimes it gets weird

(Double dicks!)

Baby gerbils are gross

(aliens)

Are coming to make butt sex with you

One butthole at a time

(Pikaaaaaa!)

And now the Jennarafficorn has uploaded 100 videos

Most of them are terrible

I still don’t know why you’re watching

But I wanted to thank you

for being on this life journey with me

Thank you for being my internet friend

This is me giving you a hug

More titties

Cereal is delicious

magic

magic

magic

What’s the opposite of a penis?

Pandas

Are you smiling?

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