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Okay I was wondering you know maybe your text messaging

while I’m doing this next song.

Well I don’t text message so I can’t tell you my text message number

so I’m sorry but anyways

um say hi to your friends for me and check this out.

I’m text messaging

I’m text messaging

There might be something really important

What it is I can’t quite think of

Did I leave the milk out for days

Is it turning into cottage cheese

I’m text messaging

I’m text messaging

They maybe starving in Africa

Starving in India

Someone might be robbing the bank

I can see from my apartment someone drowning in the lake

But I’m text messaging

Yeah I’m text messaging

It could be the end of the world

I heard a dooms day prophet tell me the other day

And maybe the rapture is gonna happen

But why would that have to bother me

I’m text messaging

I’m text messaging

Everyday I go to work

And the Boss is wondering what I do

Well if you really want to know

I’m text messaging

I’m text messaging

Then I come home from work and go

Straight into my apartment

I notice the Landlord has left me several messages

Do you think I owe him the rent?

Well I’m text messaging

I’m text messaging

I used to have a girlfriend

And we’d go out all the time

Now she text messaged me

That she’s going out with my neighbor

I’m text messaging

I’m text messaging

Yeah sometimes I’m hanging out at the bar

and I’m drinking drinks and hanging out with my friends

They are all dancing and listening to music

Well I’m over here in another booth

and I’m text messaging

I’m text messaging

I don’t know if

What I’m doing

Is ruining my life

But it’s kind of fun

Yeah I’m text messaging

I’m text messaging

Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Text messaging

Text messaging

Text messaging

Are you text messaging

Do you know where your kid is at-at this moment?

Did you leave him in the car over heated

Are you text messaging

Are you text messaging

Please go check out your kid

Maybe that’s one thing I do want to say

There maybe other things you’d rather do but

Check your kid please will you

Text messaging me

Text messaging me

What’s your text message number?

Okay now call this number and tell it to them

Call 666−666−6666

Text messaging me

Text messaging me

Actaully I don’t have a text message

but you know I thought that would be funny to say that

666−666−6666 number. Are you the Beast?

Is your text message number the Beast?

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