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Beware the Bleu Cheese of Redmond

And the honey-mustard of gloom

Be careful how you

Stick your fork into

The notorious salad of doom

An army of croutons comes crunching

While sinister spinach doth creep

Invading the heart of your luncheon

And stirring your belly from sleep

Tempting and colorful veggies

Seek only to draw you in

And learning your fate

You’ll find it’s too late

As dressing drips from your chin

Iceberg lettuce

Will come to chill your soul

Don’t say we didn’t warn you

As you blithely fill up your bowl

Oh, heads of lettuce will roll

Dress it in flowers and clover

But it consumes you still

In leather and lace

Past the bounds of good taste

This salad is dressed to kill

The popping of cherry tomatoes

Resounds throughout the land

Innocence lost

When the salad was tossed

But Dave was just feeding the band

Oh, iceberg lettuce

Will come to chill your soul

Don’t say we didn’t warn you

As you blithely fill up your bowl

Oh, heads of lettuce will roll

Oh, health nuts, seek other nutrition

Vegans, best run from the room

Be careful how you

Stick your fork into

The notorious salad of doom

Woe to the grazers of green things

Whose stomachs will growl all too soon

We’ll lose all we love

In the tastiness of

The notorious salad of doom

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