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These are the facts

(Of Lazyboy)

So help me God

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

The bare facts of the life we live

This is who we are, this is what we do, ooo, oh

Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on TV?

Did you know 61 percent of all hits on the Internet are on sex sites?

Every day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents

The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year

Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world

The average person laughs 13 times a day, Elvis was originally blond

The average age of first intercourse is 15 point 3 years old

The average erect penis is 5 point 2 inches long

And 4 point 2 inches circumcised

Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing

41 percent of all people take people with curly hair less seriously

20 percent of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience

Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle cream?

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

The bare facts of the life we live

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

These are the facts of the life that we live

This is who we are, bare facts of the life we live

This is who we are, this is what we do

This is who we are, are, are

22 percent of the time a pizza will arrive faster

Than an ambulance in Great Britain

96 percent of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm

3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue

The 'Guinness Book Of Records' holds the record

For being the most stolen book in public libraries

Butterflies taste with their feet, 5 percent of the population is gay

The worlds best known word is 'okay'

The second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola'

The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue

Charles Chaplin once won 3rd prize

In a 'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest'

In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank

Because a Russian cargo plane dropped

A living cow from 30,000 feet

Only one book has been printed in more copies

Than the Bible, the IKEA catalog

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

The bare facts of the life we live

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

These are the facts of the life that we live

This is who we are, the facts of the life we live

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are

1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person’s life

In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth

Today we are 6 billion people

(6 billion people, 6 billion)

(Time is ticking, ticking, yeah)

Donald Duck was banned in Finland

Because he doesn’t wear pants

74 percent of all nudist females are nudists

Because their husbands are nudists

More people die from a champagne cork popping

Than from poison spiders, 21 percent of all traffic accidents

Happen because the driver falls asleep, did you know

That originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm?

Unfortunately it got stolen

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

This is who we are, this is what we do

This is what it is, yeah, yeah, yeah

This is who we are bare facts of the life we live

This is who we are, this is what we do

This is who we are, this is what we do

So help me God

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