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It’s 3 O’clock in the afternoon

The Countdown Conundrum comes around too soon

I feel a heaviness in my heart

Cos Deal Or No Deal is about to start

There’s Noel Edmonds with his lovely hair

Noel Edmonds can make you a quarter millionaire

There’s Noel Edmonds with his beard so neat

There’s Noel Edmonds with his smile so white

There’s Noel Edmonds with his lovely hair

Noel Edmonds can make you a quarter millionaire

There’s Noel Edmonds with his beard so neat

There’s Noel Edmonds in a cuntish shirt

He’s 63 but he looks about forty… five

You open the boxes, one by one

They contain money, different sums (of money)

Some contain large amounts and other’s not so large amounts (of money)

If you go home with a large amount you’ll be pleased

But otherwise you’ll probably just say what a great experience it was

There’s Noel Edmonds with his eyes so blue

Noel Edmonds can make your dreams come true

There’s Noel Edmonds on the phone to the banker

There’s Noel Edmonds, what a professional

There’s 22 boxes

And just one question

There’s 22 boxes

And just one question

There’s 22 boxes

And just one question

There’s 22 boxes

And just one question

How the fuck has Noel Edmonds not been arrested for Operation Yewtree?

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