Текст песни The Illegal Download Song (Kunt and the Gang) с переводом

You wouldn’t interfere with kids and lock them in your shed

You wouldn’t pick up a hitchhiker and stab them till they’re dead

Then embalm their body with vinegar and keep them in your bed

Wouldn’t get them out at meal times and make them garlic bread

You wouldn’t break into your neighbour’s house while he was overseas

And murder all his goldfish and steal all his CD’s

And while you’re there squat on his bed and try and squeeze the cheese

But you are guilty of a crime as bad as any of these

All these things that I’ve said

Are perverted and wrong

It’s exactly the same as downloading this song

Cos everytime you share our files

The evil God of download smiles

And a little deformed baby cries

Tears of blood from his Jap’s eye

While you eat, dance and relax

Listening to our stolen tracks

Me and Little Kunt boo-hoo

Over our lost revenue

You wouldn’t hang around the woods wearing just a cape

Or jump out on a lady, pin her down and do a rape

With a Sony Handicam film it all on tape

Then climb on a unicycle and make good your escape

Cos like this, file-sharing is an illegal act

Just like paedofiddlia, and that’s an actual fact

Cos everytime you share our files

The evil God of download smiles

And a little deformed baby cries

Tears of blood from his Jap’s eye

And while you’ve got your iPod on

Singing along to our stolen songs

In the woods just walking through

They’ll be someone in a cape coming after you

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