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How large are your breasts?

How large are your breasts?

We used to prank call the Kentucky Fried Chicken and ask, «How large are your

breasts?»

I was chilling in my house with my friend Aaron Cooper,

Both of us enormously bored at home.

So, of course, we were horsing around on my family’s old-school Panasonic

cordless phone.

We were 13 and 12 -- just the right ages to call every KFC in the white pages,

And have ourselves a giggle fest while we asked, «How large are your big ol'

breasts?»

Now, it was Coop’s turn to place the next prank-call,

Boy, did he mess it up -- the prank tanked, y’all!

'Cause when he pressed «talk» and at that exact second,

My mom called home from work to chick-a-check in!

The timing was the damnedest thing,

'Cause the phone didn’t even have the chance to ring!

So, as far as Coop knew, he was placing a call.

He didn’t realize he was answering!

Now, when Coop put his ear to the phone,

Did he hear a dial tone?

No!

You guessed correctly. I mean, there was somebody on the other end,

But he hadn’t dialed any numbers yet.

So, unless we kept a hotline that connected directly,

How could he be talking to the KFC?

Mighty perplexed he was, and so flustered,

It made him screw up the joke.

Here’s how it went; verbatim.

Coop;

«Hello?»

My mom;

«Hello?»

Coop;

«Uh, do you have young breasts?»

My mom;

«Aaron? Is that you?»

Coop;

«Please don’t tell my parents!»

Click!

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