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Twelve o’clock check out we’ve got an entire hour

Where is the remote, no time for the manual power

I put that name tag over the heart

On the shirt, that says 'Bob Rules'

I stood in line for days

With all the other fools

And then the voice of an angel that belonged to Rod Roddy

Called my name and said 'Come on down, you’re the next contestant'

Oh my God I was hyperventilating

I hope I do not wake up from this dream;

Which is what it was

Janice she slinked on wearing a diamond dog collar

Still in complete shock I muttered the words 'One Dollar'

But, everyone else overbid

And their eyes turned to me with the rage

For my dogs will be draped in diamonds

And I get to go onstage

I picked up old Bob and I hugged him just, like a bear

He said 'Put me down son and feast your eyes over there'

The sliding doors were ajar

I was a happy as I could get

For it was a brand new car--

A Chevrolet Chevette

All because the voice of an angel that belonged to Rod Roddy

Called my name and said «Come on down you’re the next contestant»

Oh my God I was hyperventilating

I hope I do not wake up from this dream

Which is what it was

The showcase showdown was set for a quarter to noon

My spin did not make it all the away around, I got booed

So I pulled down as hard as I could

Just like they all knew that I would

I was happy to be alive

When it landed on $ 0.95

Next thing I knew I was standing next to a Marine

Who did not like his showcase and passed it on over to me

Crunching the numbers I tried to remain calm

How much is an all expenses paid trip to Guam?

Before I could answer a banging came to my door

The housekeeper said 'You must leave now or pay more -- you have dog'

I guess I fell back asleep

And slept right through that show

But the next time I’m in L. A

You know where I’m gonna go

And hope that a voice of an angel that belongs to Rod Roddy

Call my name and says «Come on down, you’re the next contestant»

Oh my God I hope I don’t hyperventilate

I hope I do not wake up from this dream

Which is what it will be

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