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I’m requesting information

On the status of our ship

The computer is malfunctioning

It’s got a faulty chip

We’ve been stranded in space for 13 days

And everyone’s unconscious, except for me

I’ve been pulling up the lady’s shirts

And lookin' at their tits

And takin' off their panties

And puttin' on my head

I took a piss in the captains bed

And when everyone wakes up, I’ll be in for it

I’m a bad astronaut

Naughty astronaut

Thinking dirty thoughts

And I think them quite a lot

I’m a bad astronaut

Naughty astronaut

Thinking dirty thoughts

And I hope I don’t get caught

I’m requesting information

But the request has been denied

Earth has radioed an order

To our failsafe device

The autopilot has been set to collide

With the fire of the sun, and no one will survive

But to tell you the truth, I don’t even mind

In fact, I’m having the time of my life

I’ve been sticking flowers in the first mate’s behind

Outer space is contaminated with dirty minds

I’m a bad astronaut

Naughty astronaut

Thinking dirty thoughts

And I think them quite a lot

I’m a bad astronaut

Naughty astronaut

Thinking dirty thoughts

And I think I just got caught

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