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I’m walking in the mini mart there’s food on the floor

There’s carts everywhere, there’s blood on the door

I just want to buy some snacks and get back home

But these ghouls are trying to eat my bones

When I finally get home I turn on the TV

The undead on the evening news is all I can see

So I pop in a movie and I try to relax

Listen to me while I tell you some facts

Fact

The Zombie Apocalypse is messing up my week

The internet is always down

Can’t update the Twitter stream

The Zombie Apocalypse

It wouldn’t be so bad

If these zombies hadn’t bitten my mom & dad

I decapitated them and now they’re buried in back

I called my friend to see if he could come by my place

By the time he reached my door he was missing his face

I feel kind of bad that I did not let him in

But without his lips he still had a grin

The Zombie Apocalypse is messing up my week

It’s hard to watch the Daily Show

Over all the cries and screams

Zombie Apocalypse

I’d rather fight a shark

I read in a book that you can punch 'em in the eye

But sharks aren’t my problem, yeah, and zombies are

I’ve never seen so many girls outside without their clothes on

Normally I’d think that’s awesome but it’s actually a turn off

Cause I’m not in to necrophilia, that’s a fact

Zombies moving slow, I feel like Jackie Joyner Kersee

Like the popular kid in school and everybody wants a piece of me

But they can’t, cause I like my pieces intact

It’s getting kinda lonely out here by myself

Food’s running low, there’s dust on the shelf

But at least I have the voices arguing in my head

Which is much better than being undead

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