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I put my shoes on backward on the way out to a dance

Then I had to go back home cause I forgot my pants

I bought my love a ring and I professed my love of course

We were not yet married and she wanted a divorce

Stout it makes you thick, and it makes you thin and lazy

Irish whiskey drives me nuts whiskey makes me crazy

I curled up with my wife after I’d gone to wet my throat

Then I woke up in the stall all curled up with the goat

My friends do not invite me anymore for anything

Cause I stumble round their houses all upending everything

My mother used to beat me she would beat me black and blue

Now I have a wife and sure she’s beating on me too

I once had a job and you could say that I was skilled

But it’s off now to Christina’s place to go get fucking drilled

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