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My name is Ash Ketchum baby!

My life is back on track

But I’ve been in the hospital

Since Pika shot me in the sack

And I don’t know all the new Pokemons

Yo bro, I can help you with that

Hey Brock! I’ll do all the singing

And you take care of the raps

Alright, let’s go!

Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine

Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk

Oh, I know these guys!

Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle

Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clyde

Woah!

Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese

Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbrick, Commonwhore

Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manateats, Freebase

Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door

A-are you serious? You’re not making those up? Those are real?

Haha! You know it bro! Gotta catch em' all!

Well it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast!

Oh, there are more

Really? Wait, I’m immediately sorry that I asked

We’ve got

Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle

Candyass, Tracklighting, Pikadilly, Man

Lamborguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburn, Flavorsaver

Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan

Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain

Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt

Oilyshorts, Dadsweater, Poppasquat, Hairystump

Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Shirt

They’re running out of ideas and I can’t take any more!

Don’t worry, there’s only a couple left

How many?

Uh 300, 064

Nooo

Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Arguemint, Pillowbite

Drumsolo, ActuallySatan, Weinisfriend, Dinobooty

Xanajew, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail

Fiddly-Faddly-Biddly-Baddily-Diddily-Doodily-Hiddily-Hoodily

Snaggletush, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatulander

Thuma Urman, Bunchanugget, Mangorubber, Catdeer

Fuglyrump, Phlegmycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart

Freenburglar, Swordtaint, Monkeychunk, Beer

Fuck it! You know what? I’m going back to the hospital

Ah! My sack, my sweet sweet sack

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