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When I was a young lad, I used to like girls.

I’d play with their bodies and fondled their curls,

'till my girlfriend ran off with a sailor named Bruce.

Well, you’d never been treated that way by a moose.

And it’s moose, moose, I like a moose;

I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.

I’ve had many lovers, my morals are loose,

but I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.

Now, when I’m in need of a very good lay,

I’ll go to the closet and get me some hay.

And I’ll open my window and spread it around,

'cause a moose always comes when there’s hay on the ground.

And it’s moose, moose, I like a moose;

I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.

I’ve had many lovers, my morals are loose,

but I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.

Gorillas are all right on a Saturday night.

Lions and tigers, they put up a fight.

And it’s just not the same when you slap their caboose

as that feeling you get when you’re humpin' a moose.

And it’s moose, moose, I like a moose;

I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.

I’ve had many lovers, my morals are loose,

but I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.

I went out to the desert, a moose for to find.

I only found camels, I near lost my mind.

Still a camel reminds me a moose just a bit,

but a moose always swallows and camels just split.

And it’s moose, moose, I like a moose;

I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.

I’ve had many lovers, my morals are loose,

but I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.

And when I was younger, I read dirty books.

I played with myself while my little? shook.

But nothing else would make my eyes start to twinkle

like that feeling I get wacking off to Bullwinkle.

And it’s moose, moose, I like a moose;

I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.

I’ve had many lovers, my morals are loose,

but I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.

So when I’m alone and advanced in me years,

I’ll look back on my life and I’ll shed me no tears,

as I sit in my chair with a glass of Matheus,

playing 'Hide the Salami' with my friend, the moose.

And it’s moose, moose, I like a moose;

I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.

I’ve had many lovers, my morals are loose,

but I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.

When I go to Heaven, my soul soars away.

I’ll show up at those gates with my bale of fresh hay,

and when they inquire as to my grin,

well I’ll wind up in Hell humpin' mooses again.

And it’s moose, a moose, I like a moose;

I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.

I’ve had many lovers, my morals are loose,

but I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.

And it’s moose, moose, I like a moose;

I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.

I’ve had many lovers, my morals are loose,

but I’ve never had anything quiiiite

like a moose.

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