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Woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo hoo hoo

Whoo hoo hoo

God is all around us

And he exists as three

Father, the son and the holy ghost

The Holy Trinity

Ooooh, the Holy Trinity

God made the heavens and the earth in just under a week

And Jesus taught upon the mound, blessed are the meek

The Holy Ghost is everywhere — he’s a ghost so he can fly

Ooooh, and he haunts churches late at night

Woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo hoo hoo

Whoo hoo hoo

God will punish those who sin

Jesus died, for the win

The Holy Ghost delivers presents to children everywhere on Christmas Eve

Woo hoo-

J: What?

B: What? Sorry, hang on. Lee? Lee? Lee. Lee!

J: Dude

B: Lee. Lee?

L: What?

B: That’s Santa Claus

J: It’s Father Christmas

B: Yeah, we’re talking about the Holy Ghost, come on

L: Well, what does the holy ghost do, then?

B: (sigh)

J: Well, he’s, like a ghost-

B: Yes

J: Right, so he can fit through chimneys

B: Yes, and what?

J: And he knows when you are sleeping! Blargh!

B: Wait, no! Jordan-

J: Hm?

B: Sorry, that is also Santa. And. For some reason, Dracula? Sorry, look,

it’s very simple. Look, the Holy Ghost is the spiritual embodiment of God,

on earth

J: What does that mean?

L: Yeah, that doesn’t tell us what he does

J: What’s his job?

B: Ah, forg- look, he- … Erm… Well! He’s a ghost, right?

J: Hm hmm

B: So he can probably fly

L: That’s what I said

B: Yeah, we- … Erm… He got me that bike for Christmas?

J: No, that’s Santa Claus

B: Yeah, probably is, actually

L: Yeah, well let’s narrow it down. Is he a good ghost, like Casper the

Friendly Ghost? Or a weird touchy ghost like a Patrick Swayze pottery ghost?

They’re very different

B: I don’t know. I’ve never though about it

J: Yeah, he might be more of a Bruce Willis ghost, you know, he doesn’t

actually know that he’s a ghost-

L: I’m sorry, what?

J: He just thinks he’s a man and-

L: What? Bruce Willis was a ghost? (sighs) Thank you so much for ruining Die

Hard for me

B: Sorry, look, I think I’ve got it. He’s definitely a good ghost,

because he did good deeds on earth

J: Like what?

L: Such as?

B: (sighs) Well, he entered Mary

J: Yeah, that doesn’t sound like a good ghost

B: What? What are you talking about? It was fantastic! He entered Mary,

he got her pregnant, she gave birth to Jesus! It was a miracle!

L: Right. So he’s a sex offender ghost?

J: Yeah, that is a spectral rapist

B: No! Sorry, it was NOTHING like that, c’os she didn’t even know about it,

so- … Oh

Woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo hoo hoo

Whoo hoo hoo

You can see God around us every day, in the flowers and the trees

And if you see Jesus Christ, he’ll cure your disease

But if you see the Holy Ghost, call the cops without delay

If he offers you a chocolate bar, say no and run away

Ooooh, say no and run away

Woo hoo hoo!

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