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I’m not very handsome or clever, or lucid

I’ve always been stupid at spelling and numbers

I’ve never been much playing football or baseball

Or stickball or checkers or marbles or ping pong

I’m usually awful at parties and dances

I stand like a stick or I cough, or I laugh

Or I don’t bring a present, or I spill the ice cream

Or I get so depressed that I stand and I scream

Oh, how could there possibly be

One small person as thoroughly, totally, utterly

Blah as me

Well, that’s okay for a starter

A starter?

Certainly. You don’t think that mentioning these few superficial failings is

going to do you any good, do you? Why, Charlie Brown, you really have to delve

(sung)

You’re stupid, self-centered and moody

I’m moody

You’re terribly dull to be with

Yes I am

And nobody likes me—not Frieda, or Shermy, or Linus, or Schroeder—

Or Lucy

Or Lucy

Or Snoopy

Or Sn—

(spoken)

Wait a minute. Snoopy likes me

He only pretends to like you because you feed him. That doesn’t count

Or Snoopy

Oh why? Was I born just to be

One small person as thoroughly, totally, utterly—

Wait!

You’re not very much of a person

That’s certain

And yet there’s a reason for hope

There’s hope?

For although you are no good at music like Schroeder

Or happy like Snoopy

Or lovely like me

You have the distinction to be

No one else but the singular, remarkable, unique Charlie Brown

I’m me!

Yes! It’s amazingly true

For whatever it’s worth, Charlie Brown

You’re you

Gosh, Lucy you know something. I’m beginning to feel better already.

You’re a true friend, Lucy, a true friend

That’ll be five cents, please

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