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What’s up with you vegetarians?

What’s the matter with meat?

For every animal you don’t eat

I’m gonna have three

What’s up with you homeless people?

Why can’t you get a job?

Mike D dropped out of high school

But he still works at McDonald’s

(Dude, it’s J and the B)

What’s up with you fat people?

Just stop eating

But if you’re gonna be fat and nasty

Please don’t wear tank tops

What’s up you allergic people

Getting special orders

How about you eat what’s given to you

Stop being so picky

What’s up with you ugly people?

Why you so ugly?

Please wear a grocery bag

And don’t make out in public

What’s up with you hippie people?

They’re just trees

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