Текст песни 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd (Half Man Half Biscuit) с переводом

If you ever wondered how

You get triangles from a cow

You need butter, milk and cheese

And an equilateral chainsaw

In debt I owe someone a fiver

Maybe I should try my hand at drag

James Dean was just a careless driver

And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

Mary had a little lamb

The doctors were astounded

Everywhere she went

Gynaecologists surrounded

They’ve been cooking on Blue Peter

Now they’re sampling the dishes

«I don’t normally like tomatoes, John

But this is delicious»

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd (take me home)

The son of Jimmy Clitheroe is shouting out:

«Where's my Fiorucci?»

Now the Krona rumour spread but they didn’t tell the bread

Did you honestly think that they would?

And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskas

Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

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