Текст песни #1 Cat in America (Leslie Hall) с переводом

I pet him when I’m ready and he loves me when he’s done

He’s oh so furry and he’s on the run

He promises me nothing, provides very little

Never owned boots and never played the fiddle

He can choose to kill me but he chooses not

When he makes up his mind he cannot be stopped

He will stare at me continuously as if wishes to say

Something profound that he can not relay

Didn’t pick you 'cause I liked you

It’s 'cause you were there

It’s like all you produce is hair

So much hair

Number one cat in America, number one cat in America

Number one cat in America, number one cat in America

Number one cat in America, number one cat in America

Number one cat in America, number one cat in America

You hit me with a headache, all I ever breathe is fur

I’d ask your advice, but all you ever do is purr

Why is your head so itchy? (Uh huh)

Why won’t you let me pet your belly?

Is that a smile or a frown face?

You’re so clean, why keep the eye boogers?

You’re drooling, are you thinking of sandwiches too?

Communicate (Uh huh)

Just tell me what you want (Uh huh)

Say it, say it, say it, say it

Number one cat in America, number one cat in America

Number one cat in America, number one cat in America

Number one cat in America, number one cat in America

Number one cat in America, number one cat in America

Number one cat in America

Number one cat in America

Not interested in boxes or plastic sacks

Never played keyboard or DJ scratch

Looks like a pirate after taking long naps

When disturbed by a noise, looks pissed perhaps

Internet fame is not in the cards

Craps indoors and not in the yard

You get happy paws that massage and fluff

Bread dough biscuits is never enough

Keep kneading my belly

‘Cause I kinda need you

When you get puffy tail, it’s hilarious

Number one cat in America, number one cat in America

Number one cat in America, number one cat in America

Number one cat in America, number one cat in America

Number one cat in America, number one cat in America

Number one cat in America, number one cat in America

Number one cat in America, number one cat in America

Number one cat in America, number one cat in America

Number one cat in America, number one cat in America

'Cause you’re the number one cat in America