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How I love to sleep

I was back in Mahomet, Illinois

A Mongoloid child played with

A bright orange smurf ball

Gurgling to himself contentedly

Next to a tree. In the middle

Of the street stood a small

Repulsive chihuahua-like beast with

Huge bulging lascivious eyes and sickly

Liver spotted skin. It lifted its tail

And I saw a strange puckered

Cuntlike orifice with a tongue

The beast started whispering to me

Beckoning to me. Mongo started jumping

Up and down screaming. The neighbors

Ran to their trailer homes and locked

Their doors. I was possessed

I picked up the beast and

Fucked it with uncontrolled lust

It turned its head and leered at

Me as I pumped it again and again

It started laughing. Suddenly a sharp

Striking pain shot deep into my bowels

I pulled out. The beast, still laughing

Deposited a milky afterbirth substance

Then ran into the woods. At the base of

My penis, the beast’s sphincter was

Clamped down hard. I cut it off with a

Boyscout knife. The neighbors stared

From their windows. «Look at me!» I screamed

«I fuck your neighborhood pets!»

I went home and hid inside my room

From the window I saw a police car next

To the afterbirth in the street. A fat redneck

Cop waddled out of the squad car bent over

Picked up a nugget of placenta sniffed it and

Said, «Yep it’s been fucked get out an A.P.B

Immediately!» I locked the doors. My belly hurt

More and more. My cock turned grey and liver spotted

Like the beast. I squeezed the head and a parasitic

Blood worm oozed out. I grabbed the worm

And pulled it out slowly. Layers of skin from

My belly to my upper thighs dissolved as I

Pulled the worm. Like an onion, layer

After layer of epidermis melted off my body with

Each tug of the worm. I woke up

I was pissing straight up into the air through

The semi-erect tissue of a descending piss boner

It splashed against my stomach and thighs

God I love to sleep

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