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I have a sad story to tell you

And it may hurt your feelings a bit

My wee song is not very pleasant

'Cause it’s all on the subject of

Shaving cream, be nice and clean

Shave ev’ry day and you’ll always look clean

There was an old woman lived near us

She died in the middle of the night

And so to fulfill her last wishes

She was buried in six foot of

My sister is fond of her knitting

She knits in the bathroom each night

One time she dropped all her stitches

And the landed in a big pile of

When I was in france in the army

I went and I opened my kit

I thought that I might have a sandwich

But the darned thing was full up with

Our baby fell out of the window

It’s wee head it might have been split

But our child it was very lucky

For it landed in a big pile of

And now friends my story is ended

I may’ve hurt your feelings a bit

But if you did not like my wee song

Stick your head in a big pile of

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