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You think you’re a funny guy

Funny how and funny why?

I don’t know what makes you tick

Me off like you do

But it’s true I can sue

Because

My dad’s a lawyer

Doo doo doo doo doo

I thought you’d wanna know

My dad’s a lawyer

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

While you’re still free to go

You don’t like the way I sing?

Well go ahead, take a swing

Take with a grain of salt

And battery

But don’t come crying to me

Because

My dad’s a lawyer

Doo doo doo doo doo

It’s a privilege to announce

My dad’s a lawyer

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Look out, he’s gonna pounce:

You’re gonna wish you never messed with me

You’re gonna get your wages garnisheed

You’re gonna go where the food and the lodging’s free

(You've been there before)

It’s back, back to the joint

Well, go ahead and call the cops

I’ll make bail in two hours, tops

We’re all equal before the law-

Yer takes his fee

But for me it’s all free

Because

My dad’s a lawyer

Doo doo doo doo doo

If Jesus Christ had been like me

My dad’s a lawyer

Oo oo oo oo oo

They’d never have nailed him to that tree

'Cause my dad’s a lawyer

Gonna destroy ya

With power of attorney

Power to burn! He’s

Gonna get the job done

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