Текст песни I.Y.M. (Geoff Berner) с переводом

Baby, when you’re out there

And you’re looking for some sound financial investment advice

Don’t be taken in

By elaborate fads or gimmicks

No, that’s not the way

'Cause there’s a lot riding on your money

And after all, it’s your money

So if a great big dragon says to flush it all down the toilet

You better think about it

You call it like you see it

And you see a great climate for consumer confidence now

That’s why it’s a good, good feeling

To know your life is insured

In case of accidental theft

'Cause there’s a lot riding on your money

And after all, it’s your money

So if your client says «Hey, let’s take arsenic after the banquet!»

You better think about it

Think, think, think about it all the time

If you get pregnant

Remember not to visit an orchard in the second trimester

'Cause if you do

There’s a very large chance

That your baby will be born without eyes

'Cause there’s a lot riding on your money

And after all, it’s your money

So if you think I might be telling the truth

But then you start to doubt it

You better think about it

Think, think, think about it all the time

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