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Some people don’t know how to walk on the pavement these days

Well it’s not that difficult, there’s hardly a whole host of ways

Here they come, love’s young dream, arm in arm, approaching me

Now, I’m not looking for your smile

I’m just asking for some single file

But it’s not forthcoming so I have to assume

That this narrow path belongs to you

And therefore you must be

The Duke of Westminster and his good lady wife

So, I tell you what, I’ll just walk in the road

How about I just walk in the road?

You stay as you are, and I’ll just walk in the road

Well I feel I’m being cornered by a bloke who’s just discovered Johnny Cash

He’s pissed and he’s boring and he’s telling me all about the Man in Black

It seems the «Best Of» purchase at the superstore

Is indisputably the soundtrack for

A weekend in Riga with heavy drinking rugby pals

And I reckon him to be, the type of driver to beckon me

Across the road with an index finger

When at the kerb I linger

He should not presume my intentions

He should invite me with an outstretched palm

After all I could be reading the grid

Or standing aside for the Duke and his wife

Either way I’ll not simply just walk in the road for you

I’ll cross in my own good time when I feel

There’s nothing in the outside lane

To run me over

I keep a wristwatch on this arm of mine

I keep my flies wide open all the time

And I shot a man in Tesco, just to watch him die

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