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If you want to wear a hat

You’d better get one that looks better than that

Or on second thought, the hat upon your head

Would look good with a feather instead

Then you need to ask a bird

Which is more complicated than you have heard

For the birdie will not cooperate

Unless you guarantee the going rate

So you need to get a job

For that, you must stop dressing like a slob

As the suit that you are wearing, my friend

Makes me think that you are trying to offend

When a suit is what you need to wear

Get one that makes you look like a square

And if you want some visual relief

Change the color of your handkerchief

If you want to wear a hat

But you didn’t know it was as difficult as that

Keep in mind what your brother man said

Let the sunshine shine upon your head

If you want to wear a hat

You didn’t know it was as difficult as that

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