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I’m the motherflippin' Rhymenoceros

My beats are phat

And the birds are on my back

And I’m horny, I’m horny

If you choose to proceed

You will indeed concede

Cause I hit you with my flow

The wild rhino stampede

I’m not just wild

I’m trained, domesticated

I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated

And subsequently procreated

That’s how it goes

Here’s the Hiphopopotamus

The hip-hop hippo

They call me the Hiphopopotamus

My lyrics are bottomless…

Sometimes our rhymes are polite

Like thank you for the dinner Ms. Wright

That was very delicious, goodnight

Sometimes they are obscene

Like a pornographic dream

NC-17

With ladies in a stream of margarine

Haha yeah

Some margarine

They call me the Hiphopopotamus

Flows that glow like phosphorous

Popping off the top of this esophagus

Rocking this metropolis

I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal

Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis

Did Steve tell you that perchance?

Steve

My rhymes and records they don’t get played

Because my records and rhymes they don’t get made

And if you rap like me you don’t get paid

And if you roll like me you don’t get laid

My rhymes are so potent

That in this small segment

I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist

But you lovely bitches and hoes

Should know I’m trying to correct this

Other rappers diss me

Say my rhymes are sissy

Why, why, why?

What

Why exactly

What, why

Be more constructive with your feedback, please

Why, why

Why, because I rap about reality

Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea

There ain’t no party like my nana’s tea party

Hey, ho

I’m the motherflippin'

I’m the motherflippin'

I’m the motherflippin'

Who’s the motherflippin'

I’m the motherflippin'

I’m the motherflippin'

I’m the motherflippin'

Motherflippin'

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