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Walking through the woods, a bear

It munches you. Put your head in a

Vice, go drilling for the goo

Fall one hundred thousand fest

Go splat in the middle of town

Your head lops off from a chain-

Saw and falls down to the ground

From behind, a blade slides in, and

Opens up your veins. Under your car, the pump

Gives way and squashes all your brains

A great white shark rips you limb from limb

A jigsaw cuts the flesh, it tears around the rim

«An execution», hear the cry, shock! It pops

Your eyes. A rope wrapped firmly a-

Round your neck, it ends all your lives

Now they stuff M-80's down your fucking

Throat, when they go, you will blow, and

Then start to bloat

(Chorus: Solo’s: M.Z., J.D., repeat)

Pour some gas on your head, then light

A match. Stuff your friend in the oven

Then lock the latch. Creme your face on

The ground, falling off your bike. Fall

From a cliff Bub, while taking a nature

Hike

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