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Have you heard the one about the two tomatoes?

Yes, we have, a million times or more

The two tomatoes walking down the street

That’s the one; we’ve heard it before

Maybe they would like to hear about the two tomatoes

No, they don’t; it’s such a big bore

But the two tomatoes can make you laugh and laugh and laugh

Well alright let’s hear it for very last time

And then never again never again

Hello, I am Anders Tomato

This is my wife, Lisa Tomato

Taking a walk and having the talk

In the marvelous place called Stockholm

(In a marvelous place called Stockholm)

Today on a way to see a splendid show

With the one and only The Real Group

It’s gonna be great; don’t wanna be late

We’re dedicated fans of The Real Group

(We're dedicated fans of The Real Group)

Even if the story’s kind of comical, it’s also quite dramatic

Pay attention something terrible is soon to happen to Mrs. Tomato

In a second she will walk into the street not looking left or right

Completely unaware of an approaching vehicle

The truck was driving fast who doesn’t see her

What will happen to Mrs. Tomato?

I’m driving yeah I’m driving down the road a blast

And I call me Mr. Cucumber woah

Yes I’m driving driving down the road a blast

If you can call this a life, honey

But I just can’t find no healer

In this big old 18-wheeler

Still I’m driving down the road a blast well

SPLAT!

What was that? I think I hit something

Yes indeed you did; you just ran over my wife, you idiot!

Officer Eggplant, Stockholm Police

Please step back; what seems to be the problem?

This maniac driver ran over my wife

Oh I see then you’re under arrest (WHAT?)

By the way did anyone call for an ambulance

You don’t have to do that please let me through

Why I’m Dr. Celery; let me have a look

She’s alive; she’s breathing

Her heart is beating; what a relief

Oh doctor tell me she’ll be fine

(Doctor doctor tell me she’ll be fine)

Just give her a week or two and she’ll recover

To a perfectly normal vegetable again

(A perfectly normal vegetable again)

Come on come on come on come on

Catch up come on Ketchup come on

Come on come on come on come on

Ketchup come on HA HA HA HA HA

Hey Lisa we really gotta get going

But I don’t want people to see me like this

I think you look absolutely smashing

Can’t you see I’m in a total mess

You look find; I think you lost some weight

I feel like I just got run over by a truck

Please stop whining and pull yourself together

This is not a joke (Yes it is, yes it is)

I’m not a laughing matter (Yes you are, yes you are)

We’ll you stop singing (No we won’t, no we won’t)

Why not? (It's our job; it’s how we make our money)

I see; can I join you even if I’m a little flat

Yes you can, yes you can cause you’re very funny funny

Come on come on come on come on

Catch up come on Ketchup come on

Come on come on come on come on

Ketchup come on HA HA HA HA HA

What a joke, what a laugh, what a punchline

The two tomatoes, the funniest thing in the world

If you by any chance didn’t get it

Here’s a recap, a summary for you

The two tomatoes walking down the street

In the marvelous city of Stockholm

First we have Mr. Anders Tomato

And next to him Mrs. Lisa Tomato

The two tomatoes are on the way to see

The most amazing show with The Real Group

Suddenly without a warning Mr. Cucumber

Drives his truck into Lisa Tomato

SPLAT!

In a second the tomato all red and round

Turns into a wet spot flat on the ground

Mr. Anders Tomato and Mr. Cucumber got into an argument

And would have start a fighting book

Officer Eggplant, Stockholm Police arrested the reckless driver

And furthermore Dr.

Celery luckily confirmed that Lisa Tomato was still alive

And well enough to be a part of a corny joke

HA HA HA HA HA

Come on come on come on come on

Catch up come on Ketchup come on

Come on come on come on come on

HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA

Funny funny funny funny

Two tomatoes

SPLAT!

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