Текст песни Captain Kirk (Master p) с переводом

Are you ready to boldly go where no family has gone before?

The Ghetto Enterprise has landed

Captain Kirk has arrived, I repeat, Captain Kirk has arrived

Women — if you’re lucky, Captain Kirk will save you and beam your loved ones to

the fortune and fame you are lookin' for.

I mean the next generation, ya' heard me?

Are you ready? (Yes, I am!!!)

Somebody musta' told these hoes I was a muthafuckin' rapper

But will they didn’t tell them hoes that I was a muthafuckin'

Gambler

And all the bitches I done broke fo' they bank

I got so many cocktales I need a muthafuckin' fish tank

I got hoes like acorns fallin' outta trees

No Limit niggas don’t save hoes

Ain’t no Captain Save a Ho gonna breeze

Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I done put in work

I ain’t know, I was livin' next door to Captain Kirk

Kept a smirk on his face, lookin' like Joe Sausage

Come to find out, some bitch holdin' his money down hostage

Got keys to his cottage, done changed the alarm on the Ac'

And all he get to do, is eat that funky ho from the back

On top of that — the bitch fat, makin' a career off this nigga

And all his homies gone, because they can’t get it clear to this nigga

Go figure, all she wanted was that man’s lil' change

But if it was me, I’da been done smacked that bitch in the brains

Captain Kirk, can you save me?

Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby

Captain Kirk, can you save me?

Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby

Captain Kirk, can you save me?

Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby

Captain Kirk, can you save me?

Mr. Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo baby!

See I met this bad ass trick, I mean this bad ass bitch

Tellin' her friends about month go by see I’ma be like, buyin' her shit

I bought her lunch the first time but see there trick that’s nothin' but game

I hit it one time and they be callin' back talkin' bout' «Silkk,

why you do all that playin'?»

And she had the nerve to tell me if I ain’t a fuckin' trick I’m worthless

I told her Bitch if you ain’t suckin' dick then none of yo' clit defeats the

purpose

Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a young balla nigga like my mind

I figured lookin' at me she see nothin' but dollar signs

Simply, a bitch might give you some weed, a bitch might give you a buck

Man, but since you my boy you better use a condom before you try to fuck

Take the game from this show bug, 'cause Silkk ain’t no love

I give 'em a little somethin', but at the end I take 'em back and get the most

love

And ain’t no beam 'em up Scotty, ain’t no savin' hoes that ain’t puttin' in no

work

It all depends on TRU niggas like us, not no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze)

All you ghetto ho’s get yo' Lee Press-On Nails, fix yo' wig

Bring yo' Bebe kids 'cause the Ghetto Enterprise is leavin' in

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Captain Kirk, can you save me?

Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby

Captain Kirk, can you save me?

Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby

Captain Kirk, can you save me?

Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby

Captain Kirk, can you save me?

Mr. Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo baby!

Aww HOLD UP!!!, WAIT A MINUTE!!!

Lil mama done got me bent

the fuck you mean, where I was?, who I was with?

And where the fuck I went?

Bitch get beside yoself, you probably WOULD

If I left ya', but I ain’t gon put you on no pedestal, jus cause

I hit you with that pressure

You smokin' my weed ridin' my ride

I’m TRYIN' TO KEEP IT REAL

I can’t seem to satisfy this bitch

She trippin' bout' her BILLS!!!

Her rent ain’t paid, but she got her hair done

This bitch gotta be stopped!!!

Ho thinks she got it made, gon' ride my pockets to the top

But oh no, you Bitch, you

I ain’t responsible, for what that other nigga did to you

give a fuck what that nigga bought you

Give a fuck bout' what you and another nigga been through

Get the fuck out my face, ya' fam too, stop runnin'

Behind my G dues, can’t wait to see that nigga that got

Acting like that cause that ass whoopin' been due

It’s a nigga like that, that make it hard

For me and the rest of my niggas

Meeting these tramps and treat em like queens

SHE GETTIN' THE BEST’A YOU NIGGA!!!

Lettin' dem' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' hard work

This Mystikal, Master P, Fiend and Silkk

NOT NO CAPTAIN KIRK!!!

Captain Kirk, can you save me?

Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby

Captain Kirk, can you save me?

Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby

Captain Kirk, can you save me?

Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby

Captain Kirk, can you save me?

Mr. Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo baby!

Captain Kirk, you know I have six kids

Even though they ain’t from you

Baby my kids love you

Kirk baby, you know we need a… brand new color TV

I know you pay the rent

Even though I ain’t gave you none in the last year

Baby we need a brand new car boo

Six hundred, S-E-L, Mercedes four door V-12

Oh I took that extra checkbook

I need my… hair, nails, toes did

I want a brand new house

A five karat diamond ring for my birthday, and

Don’t forget to pick up some pampers and milk

Also I chose pickles, and Ice Cream

I think I’m pregnant, smile Kirk, your finally

Gonna be a father, oh yeah, and don’t forget to

Pick up your cape out the cleaners

Mr. Kirk’s enterprise will be beaming up out of

The ghetto in five seconds

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