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Somewhere in the near future

Controlled by my calculator

On just a prayer to reveal

When Blowfly met Darth Vadar

Darth Vader

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

He’s a

Kick his motherfuckin' ass

He left women' pussy speared with steel and made heart fill with fear

You see Darth Vadar, my cool operator, now controlled the atmosphere

Again and again, your ass to the men and left their eyes filled with tears

He fucked all the hoes and left the cunts for souls

Things had been that way for years

The Captain called me in and said «My friend, we are about to become a thing of

the past

If you don’t do something about Darth Vadar he gonna fuck all of us in the ass»

I said «It would be a thrill,» me and my were sent for his black ass immediately

And when I get my hands on him I’m gonna kick his ass repeatedly (kick his ass)

Travelin' the stars, somewhere near Mars, when I spotted him just ahead

He said «This is I, Mr. Blowfly! Pretty soon your black ass will be dead!»

I’ve been around some bad news in my time and I thought I had beaten the best

But this black, metal, son of a bitch was ten times badder than the rest

As he passed I felt lightin' in my ass and I felt like it was from hell

He said «You should’a known better than to fuck with me. Now your cape wearin'

ass is fell.»

He said «I would not cooperate

Your ass I’m gonna dominate

Your little prick cannot penetrate me at all»

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Yeah. That’s what he thought

But I had something up my sleeve that was gonna bring his melon-plated ass to

his knees

Yeah

I took some and pussy juice and combined it with some (what?)

back in time when they were combined they destroyed a whole fuckin' nation (hot

damn!)

Under the heat of the sun I loaded my gun as he was approachin' real fast (oh

shit!)

in his eyes I had a surprise and I shot the whole load up his ass

He lost his cock and his ship began to rock

He smoked some pot and took a penicillin shot, but the shit didn’t do him no

good (no good)

Naw

And then I heard this hummin' sound and went somethin' like this (ugh)

bigger and bigger (shit)

Suddenly his ship began to glow (ugh, I give up)

And smoke started coming from his asshole

And then there was a big explosion (pfff)

And bolts and screws and shit was flyin' everywhere (, ha)

Another explosion, part of his dick was flying through the air (ugh)

Yeah, that looked like the end of my friend (that shit)

Darth Vadar

Once again, Blowfly had prevailed

And as I rode my horse off into the sunset (did you say what?)

Yeah, I said a fuckin' horse. There are horses in outer space ()

What 'chu mean they ain’t got no horses up there? (say what?)

Ride, Ride! (, motherfucker)

Yeah ()

Oh, give me a home

And all the guys prick is smaller than mine

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (oh, Blowfly, your so)

Yeah

My baby keep fartin' in my face (pfff)

I guess that mean I got my face in the wrong darn place

Is there a wrong place these days? (I don’t know. Is there?)

Comin' in ya'

On a piece of

Lots of

I got two nuts full (oh)

And when he’s in ya' you can have no

And you don’t have to worry about the Gonorrhea

'Cause I’m a whole man

Yeah ()

I got what I got by screwin' a nasty bitch

I would’a came out better jackin' off in a ditch (say what?)

Dick, honey

I got plenty

And I ram it up your ass 'till there ain’t no bottom in it ()

'Cause I’m a whole man

Yeah

A whole man (mmm) (whole man) (a whole man) (whole man) (ha-ha)

I wanna ask you all a question

Who is a guy whose dick is hard every time you’re here beggin' for it? ()

Yeah

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (laughin' motherfucker)

In case ya’ll motherfuckers out there don’t know what I’m doin',

this is some of the lyrics for the first LP I cut, called The Weird … The

Weird … The Weird … The Weird World of Blowfly

Yeah (weird motherfucker alright)

Uh

Yeah (mmm, yeah)

I remember when I was in the Group

I ain’t gonna call it a neighborhood 'cause I don’t like the motherfuckers no

more

I had to sing lead in bass and I used to hate that shit 'cause every time I’d

be by myself and I’d have to start it off and I’d and look at the hoes and put

my hand on my dick

See, that went over big with bitches, 'cause when you put your hand on your

dick that make ‘em think you got a lotta shit down there

Dick 'bout the size of a, but they didn’t know it

Anyway, I’d lean over to the mic and I’d say something like this

I’d say «bow ba ba bow ba bow ba bow bow ba ba bow ba ba bow ba bow ba bow bow

ba dang da dang dang da ding di dong do blue balls» (*cheers*)

The name was «Blue Moon,» but I would say «blue balls»

That’s back in the days when a had yellow jive

Ya’ll remember 'bout that shit, don’t 'cha?

… I loved that shit

I’d do that motherfuckin' shit

Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Moon shine-a-nine a shine-a-nine a blue balls

shine-a-nine a shine-a-nine-anana blow job (*giggle*)

Damn. I was all uptown that time, (you sure were)

But I can do that goddamn shit 'cause I’m Blowfly the master!

The Lord!

The King! ()

Prince with all the

Hound with the crown (huh?)

Biggest dick (huh?)

Who told you to turn the music off, motherfucker?

What’d I say about fuckin' Cubans?

They ain’t been over here two days and already they cuttin' shit off and shit ()

Turn the motherfuckin' shit back on!

Turn it back!

I wanna sing!

I ain’t through singin' yet!

Music! Bring it back!

Bring it back!

Bring it back!

Bring it back!

Oh

I’m glad his ass is gone

(phew)

I’m glad his ass is gone