Текст песни Bang Pow Boom Sampler (Insane Clown Posse) с переводом

«Is that a dick in your ear?»

Would you let a man stick a dick in your ear? I think not. Yet you continue to

listen to lame radio stations every day, which is just like having a big dick

in your ear!

«Fuck the radio!» (Welcome to the wicked shit)

(Woo!) Heheheheheheh. You won’t be hearing us on 102. Foo!

Or 88. Hate!

Nah, we don’t give a fuck, fuck, fuck about that shit-

You see, the radio is afraid of us!

Our music takes you on an adventure, into the dark realm of the Dark Carnival,

presented only by

By, by, by Psychopathic Records! (Whoop whoop!)

We are the most hated band in the world

The Duke of the Wicked

And the Southwest Side Strangler

The Insane Clown Posse!

From Detroit City Murderous

It’s ICP

Big Violent J

And Shaggy 2 Dope

Back with super producer Mike E. Clark

Exploding

On September 1st

With the release of their brand spankin' new album

The incredible Bang Pow Boom

With a Bang! (BANG!)

Say goodbye to everything!

Your complete annihilation is the reason he came!

And a Pow! (POW!)

He’s wiping everything out!

Turn your whole fucking world into a mushroom cloud!

And a Boom! (BOOM!)

It’s your inevitable doom!

Nobody escapes, and everybody’s consumed!

With a Bang! (BANG!)

I’m sick of the fuckin' radio telling me what the fuck to listen to

What’s fresh, what’s not fresh, what’s hot

What about the shit I wanna hear? Like some underground shit

Some fuckin' real shit

Man, the Wicked Clowns are that untapped, untouched shit

Unfucked with by that mainstream

The real, authentic, underground wicked shit (Woo!)

Bang! Pow! Boom! Features 17 crispy-ass tracks of all-out Dark Carnival wicked

shit madness

Including the brand new instant horror classic juggalos are bound to love:

Fonz Pond

The water’s thick with murky mud

The weeds are red like splattered blood

In this pond a spirit cries

Snakes and bugs replaced his eyes

Some don’t believe and dare to swim

Something under will pull you in

Hidden deep in the wild brush

If you know where it is, then hush

(We almost there)

Don’t go in the water!

That Fonz Pond

Don’t go in the water!

That Fonz Pond

Fonz Pond is about a haunted pond, somewhere deep, deep, hidden within the

woods, and

All kids of kids dare each other to jump in the water, and go up there and end

up missing and shit. Something pulls them in the water

It’s, uh, it’s spooky

Also, the street banger for stranglers called, «To Catch a Predator»

I’m probably gonna burn for this

Ain’t no lesson to learn from this

There’s nothing I’ma earn

But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

And it sure is fun (to catch a predator)

Violent J poses as a child on the internet

And catches pedophiles at his house

Then, he hangs them by one foot in the basement

And tortures them

It’s fuckin' awesome

Only on the amazing Bang! Pow! Boom!

Can you find this high-energy spazmatic flavor bad boy right here (The Bone)

The song is like an instant shot of energizement (The Bone)

And it’s called (The Bone) The Bone. (The Bone) (The Bone) (The Bone)

The bailiff came at me with a pair of cuffs in his hand

He was taking me to jail, but that wasn’t my plan

I broke the arm off my chair, stabbed him hard as I can

He got the bone… HE GOT THE BONE!

I jumped over the others and kicked the door down with my feet

Ran down the steps and headed right into the street

Waved down a car, the driver stopped and looked at me

He got the bone… (Get out, bitch!) HE GOT THE BONE!

I hit the gas and I’m swerving in and out of my lane

Coppers on my tail, I’m driving like I’m insane

Old man up in the street, crossing slowly with his cane

He got the bone… HE GOT THE BONE!

Smashed into a post, I jumped outta my car

Hopped over a wall, running through someone’s yard

Ran into a house, the father tried to be hard

He got the bone… (Bone muthafucka!) HE GOT THE BONE!

Mom!

We would love to keep playing that song for you, but until Bang! Pow! Boom!

comes out on September 1st

YOU GOT THE BONE!

Collectors, peep this out (What?)

Bang! Pow! Boom! will be available in three different flavors (Ooh!)

You’ll notice in stores that the CD comes in three different colors

Well, that’s not the only thing different about them

Each of the three versions also have their own unique album intro and hidden

track

Which version will you cop? Green, red, or blue? Hm? (Hmm)

Featuring absolutely no special guest

ICP return to their original Dark Carnival ways

On hilarious tracks like «Boing Boing»

Bitches get sprung when I walk by

I dunno if it’s my ass, or maybe cause I talk fly

But no lie, as soon as I speak to 'em

They all want me to screw em

And «Juggalo Island»

We can have fun. (Ha ha ha ha ha!)

We can let go, by the water

Bang! Pow! Boom!, Sunny like high noon

Met some ‘lettes, and they all comin' over soon

Have a luau, I’m getting blew out

Come over here if you ever get threw out

We gotta place for ya-

(And) (And) And the slow-rollin' thunder-slammin' masterpiece (masterpiece)

«I found a body»

I found a body (found a body)

I sure as hell could use a buddy (use a buddy)

I’m lonely, I could use a homie (a homie)

Ever since I got out, stress has been on me

(Stress has been on me…)

(This song) (This song) (This song) (This song)

This song is about finding a dead body in an ally

It’s grizzly

And bringing it home to hang out with

It’s brutal

Classic ICP wicked shit

Psychotic

Mike E. Clark is sick for this one

(sick) (sick) (sick) (sick) (sick)

Man, the Wicked Clowns are not afraid to go to the extreme to entertain

That’s just what they do, and that’s who like this shit

People who are into extreme shit

(BANG! POW! BOOM!)

This CD sampler also comes with a ninja decoder tool

Hang onto this high-tech device and find secret important messages hidden

within the massive booklet that comes with Bang! Pow! Boom!

Don’t forget, those who seek shall reap great reward

(The Wicked Clowns will never die, bitch!)

ICP serves as a shining light source of just how far untapped, independent

music can go (go, go)

Completely uncensored and relentlessly on the fuckin' move (move, move, move)

The Wicked Clowns will never die

Don’t miss out on this soon-to-be juggalo classic

ICP’s new album, Bang! Pow! Boom!

Hits stores everywhere and anywhere down with the clown

September 1st, 2009

Check out insaneclownposse.com to have your wig flipped off your head every day,

bitch!

Oh shit! I fuckin' forgot!

Wait

What do- (laughs)

Oh shit! I fuckin' forgot!

Nine to one-

Can I do the «oh shit»?

Alright

Oh shit!

Go to www

Wait, I gotta say, «I forgot,» right?

Alright

Oh shit! Go to ww-

I forgot to say I forgot

Okay, ready?

(clears through)

Okay

Oh shit! I fuckin' forgot!

From 9 AM to 1 AM

And get your fuckin' head blew off!

(laughs)

Every Tuesday and Thursday!

9 PM to 1 AM-

And what?

(laughs)

And get… schooled?

And get fuckin' schooled!

(laughs)