Текст песни Bandit (Birdcloud) с переводом

I woke up in a pool of my dog’s own vomit

I guess he must have overdosed last night

I was fixing my transmission on my 97 Chevy

Scratching on my titties and drinking Miller Light

Well, Bandit, I guess you done picked your poison

That antifreeze I spilled upon the drive

And maybe if I’d bought you that expensive dog food

It may have just decreased your appetite

If I had not got drunk and knocked over the bottle

Of antifreeze upon the drive

Oh, Bandit you might still be alive

Well I guess I got frustrated

That damn truck’s so hard to fix

And you was trying to get my attention

Showing momma your brand new tricks

You was bucking like a bronco and eating lots of grass

You was whimpering like a whooperwill

And scooting around on your ass

Now you’re stiffer than the oak tree

To which I had you tied to

I made some mistakes

It don’t mean Mommy didn’t love you

If I had not got drunk and knocked over the bottle

Of antifreeze upon the drive

Oh, Bandit you might still be alive

Oh, Bandit you might still be alive

This is the worst damn day of my life

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