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Arthur Askey and Dougie-Wougie Bader

Went down to the Animal Farm

Dougie bored a boar

With his stories from the war

And explained about the boil on his palm

Napoleon, very pink, offered both of them a drink

And a drink and a drink and a drink

Come the hour of four, they were legless to be sure

Not one of them had even had a wink

Of sleep

Everybody sang as loud as they could

«Two legs bad, but four legs good!»

This made the boys feel pretty oppressed

Came the new realm, it was A. A. at the Helm"

While Dougers played ‘Luftwaffe' on the roofs

After amputating limbs all the others wrote new hymns

And a signpost read ‘Second-hand hooves'

Years passed by, double grazing in the sty

It was good, but it was total apathy

Everybody arsed around

As the Beast of England Sound

Had been ruined by a busy busy bee!

And chants were heard from the East to the West

«Four legs good, but no legs best!»

Invalidity reigned supreme

And shouts were heard from the East to the West

«Four legs good, but no legs best!»

One-time visitors were now the regime

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