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I’ll forget if I don’t tell you 'bout who I just met

Outside my window there’s a walk of shame

The line, it just goes on forever

There’s no way for me to sum it up in just one day

So much to tell you but I can’t explain

'Cause everyone is oh so clever

Well, you could say I’m wrong

I never said I’m right

I’m gonna get new locks on my door tonight

Have you met my crazy fucking neighbors?

Popping and locking by the elevator

Next door either stripper or pro skater

It’s oh so good in North Hollywood

Have you met my crazy fucking neighbors?

Popping and locking by the elevator

Girl upstairs is having sex or she’s in labor

It’s oh so good in North Hollywood

Well, I’ve been here too long and I just gotta say

If I was in better shape, I’d run so far away

'Cause if I stay, it will be the end of me

I think you all should know: the farmer’s market sucks

Who buys shitty flowers for a hundred bucks?

And oh god, look, it’s a candle guy

I just wanna go home

Please let me go home

(Get me the hell out of here)

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