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Let me regale a tale of woe

With such a bitter end

Involving a gig and lots of booze

It’s hard to comprehend

I found myself deep in my cups

Pissed out of my head

And with a bladder full to bursting

I crawled into my bed

Horns of ale and pints of beer

I’m filled to the brim

An alcoholic tug of war

That I don’t think I can win

Ureaka! I’ve done it!

The amber nectar flows

I got so drunk in the middle of Preston

I pissed all on my clothes

Ureaka! I’ve done it!

Made sense at the time

To cast off my blue denim jeans

And soak them in urine!

Bleary eyed, pounding skull

I woke to dire straits

Discovering what I’d done last night

When I opened the flood gates

A pool of shame and wee-wee

Upon my sisters floor

I knelt down and sobbed

In the waste that I had poured

Koppabergs and Jager shots

A veritable cocktail

I didn’t know my night would end

With such an epic fail

NOOOOOO!!!

My jeans?! What have I done?

I’m going to have to wash them…

No…

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