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Muffy: Sara Benincasa «Percival: MCF «Narrator: Bob Moseley «Keyboards: Gm7

Muffy and Percival build a home

The contractor called again. He said the reclaimed redwood is going to be more

expensive

Well, that’s ridiculous. Why won’t he email me a quote?

He says to call him with a fax number

Did you tell him we got rid of the fax line last month?

It was a voice mail

I thought it was like a boutiquey thing that he didn’t have a website

God! Sometimes I just want to kill myself

Muffy and Percival prepare a meal

Put the kevlar glove on! You’re going to cripple yourself

I broke the shell again

Just go slowly

I don’t see why your juicer can handle 32 kinds of vegetables but there’s no

machine for shucking

You’ve never understood food

Muffy and Percival throw a party

Evite is down

What?!

It’s down, it won’t load

What? What? What? What?

It’s OK. It’s going to be OK

Muffy. Muffy. I understand it’s not OK now, but it will soon

I can’t see. I can’t… what are we going to do?

I suppose we could DM everybody one by one

Yeah. Or, I think there’s a flock of carrier pigeons in the…

Muffy and Percival have their flight canceled

It says there is another one at 6:30

Into JFK at what? Midnight?

Oh God, it’s probably going to be just terrible in the taxi line

Well, you’ll call a service. We don’t live in freakin' Bangladesh

Muffy and Percival visit the third world

Oh, we’re not going there

The 4G coverage is atrocious

Where?

The third world, darling

Ugh, no, I don’t think so. I won’t even go to Cleveland

Also terrible 4G coverage

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