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FZ: Well it’s contest time ladies and gentlemen. Direct from Madison

Wisconsin, it’s the Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival, just as promised

Vinnie: Cough!

FZ: Heavy duty? Maroon nylon heavy duty. Okay. .. Light blue cotton with tiny

Skid. .. . That’s getting him very excited because it appears that the bottom

Parts of those pants are welded together. Okay let’s try this, alice blue nylon

Vinnie: These smell like the same ones I had last night

FZ: For those of you who didn’t hear he says those smell like the same ones he

Had last night. Did you like them? You don’t like those?

Vinnie: Maybe they are, maybe she’s following us around

FZ: Black Nylon!

Vinnie: Ooooohhhh please!

FZ: Black Nylon, re. .. e-hem, registring a 19 on the Richter scale

Vinnie: Oh, God. .. gotta keep on. .. hah hah, it’s fuckin' disgusting!

FZ: These are very light blue and apparently have come in contact with some

Corrosive material that has eaten the bottom out of it

Vinnie: China syndrome

FZ: What?

Vinnie: China Syndrome!

FZ: Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha! Awright, rustic hokey pokey, model number thirteen

Vinnie: Oorhh, nehh. (hack, hack)

FZ: Blue with the little embroidered things on the front

Vinnie: This smells like armpits. Ugh. .

FZ: Okay who wins? Those belong to Chuck Eldridge

Ike: Hi

FZ: Sorry

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