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Picture if you will… Doctor Von Kluckinstein,

An evil genius mastermind,

Devised a scheme to bring him great wealth and glory,

Formulating frankenfoods down in his laboratory.

He began experiments with vegetables,

Enormous in size but not quite edible.

Moved on to making mutant mega-chickens

But they managed to escape.

That’s where the plot thickens.

Kluckinstein’s plans had begun But the Chickens flew the coop.

Now they’re on the run.

So the mad doctor sent his minions out on a mission:

Capture the missing mutants who pose as musicians.

The Legion of Goons assembled and were given the task:

Find the carrot and chickens and bring ‘em back to the lab.

While an unsuspecting world is asleep,

Gatorteeth is unleashed and evil onions creep.

The robot Rabbit gets into gear.

Killer Klownfish get vicious, striking fear.

Hear the howl of the fowl in the dead of night.

When chickens get wicked and ascend into flight.

They’ve sharpened their beaks and are ready to bite.

The victims of chickens are stricken with fright.

Here’s a final warning, so be prepared.

Proceed with caution if you dare To hear frightful

stories of poultry spooks When you listen to tales from the coop!

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