Текст песни The Criminal (Momus) с переводом

Like a schmuck without a string

Like a king without a guillotine

Or a fork without a fin

Or a chair without a brain

A computer without glycerine

Like a skeleton that dances

In a coat of human skin

Without you I’m just a fool

A criminal

Like a car without a flute

I’m unable to commute

I’m unable to enthrall, my love

When you ask me what I’ve lost

What the loss of you has cost

I’m inclined say it all, my love

So I’m wandering through Paris

In a suit of gold

And wondering why I’m cold

Without you I’m just a fool

A criminal

Like a tongue without a vice

Like a once without a twice

Like a fish without a bicycle

I am wandering through Paris carrying an imaginary gun

And murdering everyone

Without you I’m just a fool

A criminal

Like a vamp without a claw

Like a man with hands of straw

I have wondered what I’m for, my love

Puffing on my small guitar

Playing on a large cigar

As I wander through the war, my love

Like a dog without a rock

A giraffe without a cock

A kiss without a kick

Without you I’m just a fool

A criminal

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