Текст песни Shaman Academy (Masomenos & dOP) с переводом

I am Mr Zangoulouzus Zalef Calamalef Speedifcalef,

I stayed fifteen years in the black jungle of soberia,

where I learn my skills of shaman,

I can make any dream that you have come true…

Come see me anytime of the day,

you wanna have women?

I can make you get women.

I will make your dream come true.

(Make any dream come true.)

I just have to lift up my magic finger,

and I make everything happen how you wanted to.

But first, you must write your name, your acount number

and sign below the paper.

You can visit me all day, I live next to my office.

My room is upstairs and the office is downstairs.

First you have to drink the magical potion!

It is made out of banana juice, spider fingers and frog ears.

It is a very energetical drink.

(Try it!) 2x

Yes, I take visa card and mastercard too, yes.

(Try it!)

You will see how much ladies you get in 15 minutes.

(Try it!)

I make people win a lot of money on lotto tickets,

I make 'em travel all over the world,

yes, you’ll see very magical place,

my office is on 57th osambastreet.

you will see a yellow

line on a black ball name «masou zalef».

It is my office.

Don’t be afraid to visit my office.

If you want to be a shaman, i have a shaman school

yes, yes… i have a shaman school,

you will learn to be a shaman,

not as good as me, but very powerful in five years.

But first, you write your name, your acoount number and your sign below the

paper.

We are the shaman !

Means we have the power of light and darkness.

Say it like me: !

If you believe in shamanity.

If you want to get married to your girlfriend,

I can make it happen today, yes,

I can make her say yes.

Look into my eyes for two minutes

and I will show you your life.

But first, you have to sign on the paper.

I take travellers cheques also, yes.

And if your Bank is in Swiss, i give you a bonus!

You can e-mail me.

I don’t read my mails, my mails come directly to my mind.

I’m a very powerful shaman.

You wanna be like me?

You don’t need to take an appointment.

You just walk to my shaman-office,

while you taking a walk with your girlfriend,

or maybe while you going to buy your bread in the morning,

or maybe when you just coming up from work

and you want to know how your next day is going to be.

Come and see me!

My office is open for everybody.

I can make you be in a successful life in less than no time.

I do discounts on thursdays for people who can’t pay with your mastercard,

so they could pay with dollars and…

yes, i don’t take no 5 Dollars, I take only 50 $ and 100 $,

It’s the blessing of the shaman.

Don’t forget to come and see your favourite shaman.

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