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I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich

When a man walked up to me

«Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question?

If music be the food of love, are you the indigestion?»

Wo-oh ippee ay oh

Found myself standing 'mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads

When a frail voice asked of me:

«Would you mind, dear boy, I just can’t stand all this tension

Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pension»

No-oh ippee ay oh

Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom

When he reached out for the jar

He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet

A Haliborange overdose is perhaps not the right way

To ooh-ooh, to kill yourself

Down beside the babbling brook

I was trying to sketch myself a stallion

When the stallion said to me:

«That's the third biro that you’ve broke and all day I cannot wait

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mate»

Ooh-ooh said the stallion

Me and my girl — sealclubbing

Me and my girl — out on the ice

Me and my girl — sealclubbing

Me and my girl — ooh paradise

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