Текст песни Pimp Like Me (D12) с переводом

Whattup

I gotta tell you motherfuckers the truth

This is straight G shit

And all you can do is respect it

Well I’mma state my name, Swift McVay

None of y’all niggas got shit to say

Rhymes keep coming off like a toupee

Plus I’m big headed running things my way

A selfish man, the back of the hand

Be slapping the hell out of hoes because I can

Prostitute, I want my loot

And I don’t give a fuck about your broke-ass man and

Y’all giving niggas what they needing

'til bitches understand I’m mean and

Swift McVay is, blowing up

Courvosier 'til I’m throwing up

Wanna playa hate me, bitch so what?

What’s yo' function? Where’s yo' bucks?

All you wanna do is wanna stick him up

You wanna rob me but I got too much (hah)

D12, naturally lifted

You niggas better duck when I cock the biscuit

You fuck wit me, I fuck wit you

Your entourage, nigga fuck them too

I got grenades

What the hell your little twenty-two gon' do?

(Y'all ain’t gon' shoot)

Y’all major soft

Cops getting mad cause I paid 'em off, made 'em cough

Blood and shit

That’s what the hell you motherfuckers get, we runs this bitch?

So hey, you ain’t gotta be scared to fuck

If you want head, then prepare to suck (do it)

Even if the nigga don’t care to nut

For every stroke, it’s a hundred bucks

Respect the game, you just a slut

So open your legs up and get my duck

You just a. (ho)

You just my. (ho)

Dirty-ass. (ho)

I’m yo' pimp, you my bitch

Go get my. (dough)

Go bring me my. (dough)

Dirty-ass. (ho)

I’m yo' pimp, you my bitch

I don’t spit game, no longer than my name

The way my chain hang, my nuts do the same

Don’t pay pussy, pussy pay me

Bitch, slut, whore or lady (yup)

And knowing the fact, I was born to mack

That’s why I got a ho in the back, blowing my sac

Got good game, that’s a hood thang

What’d you brang, loot or poo-tang?

Let 'em all bang, run that cheese

Tell that trick nigga (come back please!)

Rob a L7, that’s a square

You a bottom ho, you got to know

Off you I plan to make a lot of dough

So suck fast bitch, and swallow slow

​​ (AH!) Bitch quit talking back

​​ (AH!) Now walk the track

I don’t pay for ass, you pump my gas

You get slapped when we’re short of cash

I get whiplash when I hit the gas

And I holla out the window of the hatch

Where’s my scratch? Bitch, that’s, it

Suck it stroke it make me rich

As a token of my appreciation it’s

Another client for you to hit

I don’t give a fuck if you gotta go home to the kids

You shoulda picked another occupation, trick

Now you’re stuck with me, fuck with me

And I’mma slap you up in this truck

You must be out your mind or something

Crying and whining like you tired or something

Go suck some head until it aches for buffering

You don’t work? You make nothing

I’m just another case of a lazy husband

I want the paper stack

Buy you an outfit, then take it back

When you page me, bitch, I never page you back

You only act a certain way that I make you act (whattup)

Hoes recognize, and niggas do too

Cause they realize that niggas do shoot

Don’t like a chick that act too cute

Bitch hold my gat down when I shoot hoop (oh yeah)

And don’t be asking me, all kind of questions

All harassing me, calling stressing

Or I may have to release some aggression

Beat you to death and teach you a lesson

Looking for handouts like you my damn spouse

Pull your pants down and fuck my mans now

Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house

Off with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch

You just a. (ho)

You just my. (ho)

Dirty-ass. (ho)

I’m yo' pimp, you my bitch

Go get my. (dough)

Go bring me my. (dough)

Dirty-ass. (ho)

I’m yo' pimp, you my bitch

Sell that pussy

Sell that pussy, bitch

Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich

You gotta itch, you fucking dirty bitch

Now get on the corner, and start sucking some dicks

Niggas want pussy, and I need cash

So mom, get out there and start selling yo' dirty ass

Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em

Fuck it; I’ll let you hear one of my victims:

(«Somebody help! I’m on 7 Mile and…»)

Shut up bitch, you talk too much!

Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt!

You never seen a pimp like me, out here whoring

Shut your fucking mouth and you’ll be out by the morning

Cause I’m the dirtiest pimp, you ever heard of

Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (bitch!)

Go suck dick at a bachelor party

So what if you on your period? blood never hurt nobody

You just a. (ho)

You just my. (ho)

Dirty-ass. (ho)

I’m yo' pimp, you my bitch

Go get my. (dough)

Go bring me my. (dough)

Dirty-ass. (ho)

I’m yo' pimp, you my bitch

You just a. (ho)

You just a. (ho)

That’s all you is. (ho, ho, ho)

You just a, dirty ass bitch

A dirty ass, nasty ass, stinky ass, filthy ass, stanky ass bitch

(Oooh, ooh-OOOH) Hahahahaha… (lahhh-aHHH)

But I love you… (hahaha). Kim (mmm)

And there you have it god damnit, the fundamentals of pimping

You heard it here first, from the Dirtiest Dozen

You ever seen in yo' god damn life

Yo this is Rondell Beene on the scene

And we keep the pussyholes smiling, because we always wilding

YouknowhatI’msayin? Fuck all what everybody else talking about

We let you know right here

Big pimping, it ain’t dead, we love getting head, in a dirty-ass bed

That’s just what we do

You know we was throwing heroin pimp parties back in 1968

The pussy is all great

I’ll see you at eight, bitch