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Howard Kaylan:

Penis dimension

Everybody:

Penis dimension is worrying me

I can’t hardly sleep at night

'Cause of penis dimension

Do you worry?

Do you worry a lot?

No!

Do you worry?

Do you worry and moan …

That the size of your cock is not monsrtous enough?

It’s your penis dimension!

Penis dimension!

Howard Kaylan:

Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

Mark Volman:

Hiya friends. Now just be honest about it. Did you ever consider the

possibliity that your penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies,

that the size of the titties themselves might provide elements of subconscious

tension? Weird, twisted anxieties that could force a human being to have to

become a politician. A policeman. A jesuit monk. A rock and roll guitar player.

A wino. You name it. Or in the case of the ladies, the ones that can’t afford

a silicone beef-up, may become writers of hot books

Howard Kaylan:

«Manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim.»

Mark Volman:

Yes, or they become Carmelite nuns

Howard Kaylan:

«Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his mutated member in her slithering

slit.» Ha ha ha!

Mark Volman:

Ooh, or racehorse jockeys. There is no reason why you, or your loved one should

suffer. Things are bad enough, without the size of your organ adding even more

misery to the troubles of the world

Howard Kaylan:

Right on, right on!

Mark Volman:

Now, if your a lady and you’ve got munchkin tits, you can console yourself with

this age-old line from primary school:

Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan:

Anything over a mouthful, is wasted

Mark Volman:

Yes! and isn’t it the truth? And if you’re a guy, one night you’re at a party

and you’re trying to be cool, I mean, you aren’t even wearing any underwear

your being so cool, and somebody hits on you one night, and looks you up and

down and he says uh

Howard Kaylan:

Eight inches or less?

Mark Volman:

Well let me tell you, brother, that’s the time when you got to turn around and

look that son of a bitch right between the eyes. And you got to tell him these

words:

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