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Who’s your daddy?

Daddy, what are you doing?

Ha-ha!

Okay then! Everybody, listen up!

I’m goin' to hell! Who’s comin' with me?

Somebody, please help him!

I think my dad’s gone crazy!

There’s no mountain I can’t climb

There’s no tower too high, no plane that I can’t learn how to fly

What do I gotta do to get through to you

To show you there ain’t nothin' I can’t take this chainsaw to?

(Rahhnnn!) Fuckin' brains, brawn and brass balls

I cut 'em off and got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar

Inside of a hall, with my framed autographed sunglasses

With Elton John’s name on my drag wall

I’m out the closet, I’ve been lyin' my ass off

All this time, me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off

(Suck it, Marshall!) So tell Laura and her husband to back off

'Fore I push this motherfuckin' button and blast off

And launch one of these Russians, and that’s all

Blow every fuckin' thing except Afghanistan on the map off

When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?

(*Knocking*) Hailie, tell 'em, baby! (My dad’s lost it!)

There’s really nothin' else to say, I, I can’t explain it

I think my dad’s gone crazy!

A little help from Hailie Jade, won’t you tell 'em, maybe?

I think my dad’s gone crazy!

There’s nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me

I think my dad’s gone crazy!

There’s no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie

I think my dad’s gone crazy! (Crazy)

It’s like my mother always told me:

«Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and

Goddamn it, you little motherfucker

If you ain’t got nothin' nice to say, then don’t say nothin'!»

Uh… Fuck that shit, bitch!

Eat a motherfuckin' dick, chew on a prick

And lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second

I’d rather put out a motherfuckin' gospel record

I’d rather be a pussy-whipped bitch

Eat pussy and have pussy lips glued to my face

With a clit ring in my nose, than quit bringin' my flows

Quit givin' me my ammo; can’t you see why I’m so mean?

If y’all leave me alone this wouldn’t be my M.O.

I wouldn’t have to go eenee-meenee-meini-mo

Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don’t know no more

Am I the only fuckin' one who’s normal anymore? (Dad!)

There’s really nothin' else to say, I, I can’t explain it

I think my dad’s gone crazy!

A little help from Hailie Jade, won’t you tell 'em, maybe?

I think my dad’s gone crazy!

There’s nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me

I think my dad’s gone crazy!

There’s no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie

I think my dad’s gone crazy! (Crazy)

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise

At the same time, can make you dry your eyes

With the same rhyme, see, what you’re seein'

Is a genius at work, which to me isn’t work

So it’s easy to misinterpret it at first, ‘cause when I speak

It’s tongue-in-cheek, I’d yank my fuckin' teeth

Before I’d ever bite my tongue, I’d slice my gums

Get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once

And die and come back as Vanilla Ice’s son

And walk around the rest of my life spit on

And kicked and hit with shit every time I sung

Like R. Kelly as soon as «Bump and Grind» comes on

More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl

Inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade

Standin' on Ronnie’s grave, screamin' at the sky

'Til clouds gather; it’s Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade

And that’s pretty much the gist of it

Parents are pissed, but the kids love it

9 millimeter heaters stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers

I don’t blame you, I wouldn’t let Hailie listen to me neither

There’s really nothin' else to say, I, I can’t explain it

I think my dad’s gone crazy!

A little help from Hailie Jade, won’t you tell 'em, maybe?

I think my dad’s gone crazy!

There’s nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me

I think my dad’s gone crazy!

There’s no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie

I think my dad’s gone crazy! (Crazy)

Crazy

Ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha

You’re funny, Daddy!

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