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Beat me, bite me, whip me

Fuck me like the dirty dog that I am

Cum all over my tits and tell em that you love me

Get the fuck out! Lick my puckering sphincter

Run warm rice pudding through my colon

Gently nuzzle my nardsack with a ball-peen hammer

Stretch my scrotum like the Indian Rubber-Man

Leave tongue marks all over my pancreas

Joe Queer this one goes out to you

And all the great things you’ve done;

Shooting up heroin in the Statue of Liberty

Slicing off your mothers head

And pissing down the neck hole

Raping a 5 year-old and then claiming

That she «liked your records».'

All of these things add up to the Joe Queer

That we all know and love!

The Joe Queer that’s wanted in 12 states

For stealing Methadone from Rexalls

You know, in my life I’ve met a lot of sick

Twisted and demented characters

People that beat me, that bit me

Whipped and fucked me and came all over my tits

But eventually they all told me that they loved me

Before they got the fuck out

You know, this would probably be a good time

To mention, that the entire state of New Hampshire

Had a cork surgically implanted in its ass

And it was up to Joe Queer to remove that cork

When he returned from fishing

You see, Joe’s a dirty guy, but he’s a working guy

Him and the Dropkick Murphys share a lunchbox

They go to work, 9−5, they come home

And sodomize 3 year-olds

Hand out Neo-Nazi literature to children at preschools

And then they get back to that New-England rock

Thats so hot and heavy

You know I don’t know how many of you

Know about this, but Joe actually

Sodomized Ben Weasel

When Ben OD’d on cough syrup

They were at his house, Ben was looking under the couch for M&Ms

And Joe just couldn’t resist

It’s the kind of thing he does

But as Joe once told me

«One day a week doesn’t make you gay»

And I think that’s a good thing to remember

As we plug our way through this compilation

Whatever random musicians are playing behind

It’s important that we all get behind the project

And by the project, I mean a 12 year-old Laotian boy

So, it’s very important to me in this time that you join me, my fellow Dwarves,

The Queers, and all of the brilliant acts that have

Gone into the making of this great, carefully crafted record

I want you to go to your window, I want you to raise it

I want you to scream out «I'm as mad as Joe Queer! And I’m not going to play

the same songs over and over and over again!»

Godspeed! This is a Public Service Announcement on behalf of The Queers,

Flag The Ripper, and

Your motherfucking mammy

I’ll see you in Haiti

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