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La la la, cuisine

La France Elysees

Maurice Chevalier *ahem*

Les poissons, les poissons

How I love les poissons

Love to chop and to serve little fish

First I cut off their heads

Then I pull out the bones

Ah mais oui

Ca c’est toujours delish

Les poissons, les poissons

Hee hee hee, hah hah hah

With the cleaver I hack them in two

I pull out what’s inside

And I serve it up fried

God, I love little fishes, don’t you?

Here’s something for tempting the palate

Prepared in the classic technique

First you pound the fish flat with a mallet

Then you slash through the skin

Gives the belly a slice

Then you rub some salt in

'Cause it makes it taste nice

Ah! Zut alors, I have missed one

Sacre bleu, what is this?

How on earth could I miss?

Such a sweet little succulent crab?

Quel dommage, what a loss

Here we go in the sauce

Now some flour, I think just a dab

Now I stuff you with bread

It don’t hurt, well, 'cause you’re dead

And you’re certainly lucky, you are

'Cause it’s gonna be hot

In my big copper pot

Toodle loo mon poisson, au revoir

And now something truly exquisite

The creme of the creme de la creme!

Ho, ho, ho, you may ask, but what is it?

It’s a teensy suprise

Crabs, you don’t have me beat!

We’ll cook them up nice!

Ha, ha, ha, bon appetit!

And now, prepare to fry!

Les poissons, Les poissons!

Ooh la, la!

Here they are!

Au revoir to our friends from the sea!

Fish filet!

Fish pate!

Fish flambe!

Fish tartare!

It’s a fish-how you say?-jamboree!

Curried bass

Kippered smelt!

Fish-ka-bobs!

Tuna melt!

Little crabs, you’ll be grilled to a «t»!

Fish lightly toasted and roasted and steamed!

Tossed in the blender and tenderly creamed

Dish after dish

Like you wish you’d have dreamed!

Les poissooooOoOoOoOoOoOooOoons!

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