Текст песни Linda Blair (SUN KIL MOON) с переводом

Seat 2C, Oslo to Warsaw, Norwegian Air

It’s 9am and I’m yawning

Next to a perky young girl with beautiful long blonde hair

She’s playing a game on her phone and chewing on her Danish

The little girl behind me has a demonic cough

And she sounds like Linda Blair in The Exorcist

«Blaaaaagh! Blaaaaagh! Blaaaaagh! Blaaaaagh! Blaaaaagh! Blaaaaagh!

Blaaaaaaaaaagh!»

I hope it’s just a common cold and nothing too serious

If it’s a serious medical condition, I hope the Lord blesses her

Last time I played Poland was with Justin from Godflesh

I couldn’t pronounce the name of the town to save my life or the venue

But we headlined a metal fest

The names of the other bands I don’t know

But I do remember the aggressive sound of their names

Cryptdeath Motheroffuck Lord fuck Lord fuck Lord

Blaaaaagh!

I don’t know much about Poland, other than Andrew Golota’s boxing style

He put his left jab out like a kitten trying to paw a bed sheet hanging out to

dry

And his glass chin a very easy target to find

He quit after round two with Mike Tyson

He was on his ass, his eyes bulging with fright

And Lennox Lewis dropped him in round one

He looked like a kid getting knocked on his ass by his daddy

When his daddy came home drunk

But I have a soft spot for Andrew because the great fighters, he never dodged

And I thought it was mean how his fans pelted him with garbage

During his walkout after he lost to Mike Tyson

Facing Tyson was a very brave thing to do

Yea, he was overmatched

But I found the audience’s behavior after the fight disgraceful and rude

Though our local sports heroes are often times flawed, show them love and

support

Be kind, take the high road, be a good sport

I think in that Tyson fight, Golota’s brains might have become unglued

He wasn’t quite the same after that

It could have been that beating he took, I have no clue

But those people throwing things at him

Was despicable and bullying at its worst

He was fighting Mike Tyson and representing your country

And his fans added humiliated him by adding hurt to his already hurt

And yeah, when Lennox dropped him in round one

I felt an even stronger connection with Golota

‘Cause he went out there determined as Raging Bull, but like a lamb he got

slaughtered

His weakness was that chin and that clumsy left

And those low blows, Tourettic bull were his only weapon

His only defense, he was clearly overmatched

He is imperfect, as we all are

Let’s face it, we’re all scared little girls and boys

So everybody right now, for Andrew Golota, make some fucking noise

So right now, for Andrew Golota, make some fucking noise

Other than Andrew Golota, I don’t know much about Poland

I’m told my ancestors were from there, and I guess that’s saying something,

I know

I gotta admit, I never looked too deeply into it

Though I’m told, before my name became Kozelek apparently it was actually

Koziołek

And there was a time that I played the OFF Festival in the summer in Katowice

I played a seated venue

And a Polish woman cooked Italian food for me

And I’ve been to Italy more times than I could ever count

And that Polish woman cooked the best lasagna I ever had

And that’s no fucking joke

But I shared a taxi to the airport with Owen Ashworth

I said, «Owen, did you ever notice how much Poland looks like Ohio?»

He said, «Yeah, it does» and that’s all he said

Owen Ashworth is a great songwriter from Chicago, Illinois if you never heard

of him

Now everybody that shows some gratitude for the beautiful things in the world

The lovely cornfields along the highways and the meals that the kind people

prepare for us

And the audience who come to our countries who play beautiful music for us

And the fans who come out to our shows and pay the ticket and pay attention and

listen to us

We’re in this life once, so let’s absorb what’s around us

And not make a fuss over the little things

We may live to be old or tomorrow we might get hit by a bus

I got a lot of love for all people

Yeah, I got a lot of love, I got a lot of love, even for the imperfect

low-blowing Andrew Golota

I got a lot of love for you, all you people here in Warsaw, Poland

If I gotta be honest, there’s only one thing I’ll tell you that I don’t love at

all

It’s the music of Steely Dan, it makes my skin crawl

Well I gotta be honest, there’s another thing that I don’t love at all

It’s the music of the Eagles

It makes me wanna put my fist through a wall

Now I’m gonna mention a song that I love very much

AC/DC's «A Touch Too Much»

Now I’m gonna mention a couple of songs that I love very much

Neil Young’s «Harvest Moon» and also «After the Gold Rush»

Now I’m gonna mention a song that I know we all love very very much

How can we not?

ZZ Top, «I Ain’t Asking For Much»

Now I’m gonna mention a song by Queen, that I love very much

«Find me somebody to love

Find me somebody to love

Find me somebody to love

Find me somebody to love

Find me somebody to love

Find me somebody to love

Find me somebody to love

Find me somebody to love

Find me somebody to love»

Now I’m gonna mention another song by Led Zeppelin that we all love very much

«A whole lotta love, baby baby baby babe, I got a whole lotta love,

got a whole lotta love»

Now I’m gonna mention a song from an album of mine that I know you all love

very much

«I love you baby forever and beyond eternity

I love you baby forever and beyond eternity

I love you baby forever and beyond eternity

I love you baby forever and beyond eternity

I love you baby forever and beyond eternity

I love you baby forever and beyond eternity

I love you baby forever and beyond eternity

I love you baby forever and beyond eternity

I love you baby forever and beyond eternity

I love you baby forever and beyond eternity

I love you baby forever and beyond eternity

I love you baby forever and beyond eternity

I love you baby forever and beyond eternity

I love you baby forever and beyond eternity

I love you baby forever and beyond eternity

I love you baby forever and beyond eternity

I love you baby forever and beyond eternity»