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An idea that has really spread

Is people could become undead

That a virus or a fungus

Could make zombies walk among us

Movies games and TV shows

Helped this zombie craze to grow

Now everywhere you go these days

The zombie trend is all the rage

Everywhere I look

There’s a new story or a book

That uses zombies as a way

To show society’s decay

But with zombie antagonists

There’s something everyone has missed

An omission pretty glaring

See, zombies aren’t that scary

'Cause zombies don’t run

They’re easy to flee from

They don’t use shotguns, that’s why I’m not afraid of zombies

They’re not too smart

They don’t use golf carts

I’ve seen worse at Wal-Mart, that’s why I’m not afraid of zombies anymore

People call me cavalier

But I think that it’s pretty clear

That I could overpower

A thing that walks one mile-per-hour

Maybe they’d be scarier

If they weren’t so inferior

If they had some more ambition

Maybe became politicians

But zombies don’t make plans

They’re about as dumb as plants

And their skills aren’t well-regarded

They’re just slowly moving targets

I don’t mean to gloat

You could defeat them with a moat

If there’s a zombie on my lawn

I think the most I’d do is yawn

They may be gory

But they’re truly boring

I’ll just out in bumpy flooring, that’s why I’m not afraid of zombies

You can burn 'em

And they just murmur

They’re slow learners, that’s why I’m not afraid of zombies

They look hungover

Even when sober

They’re easy to run over, that’s why I’m not afraid of zombies

I’m not lying

I won’t be dying

They’re barely trying

That’s why I’m not afraid of zombies anymore

People would say that they fear zombies

If you took a poll

But I think what they really fear

Is a world out of control

Zombies aren’t too scary

I mean, heck, they barely move

But the fact we can’t survive alone

Is what they really prove

A symbol of our dependence

And that’s a source of tension

Needing other people

Is something we don’t like to mention

So fear a war or plague

Or societal breakdowns

But don’t fear any zombies

Just mow those mothers down

They may look intense

But they’re quite dense

They don’t play defense, that’s why I’m not afraid of zombies

Their brains are tiny

If they get behind me

I’ll throw out something shiny, that’s why I’m not afraid of zombies

They can’t do addition

Or make decisions

They have bad vision, that’s why I’m not afraid of zombies

I’m not playing

I’ll be zombie slaying

They’re already decaying, that’s why I’m not afraid of zombies anymore

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