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Well its Wednesday again ive been sitting flaccid for most of the week

Chilling on my cheeks

And I already prank phone called the geek from dawsons creek

«Hello, my name is Larry I got your bluray box set in my hand

Your personal number was in the liner notes

Would you like to join me for some corn on the cob»

Into another room

Where I recently sharted

Wang in hand for the rare case that I get carded

That’s when the lightbulb goes off!

Lets take this joke to the streets and bring the cars to a screech

But first I gotta change into sweats pants if im gonna entertain you pissants

(sing) Now im telling you right off the bat

This is gonna be hilarious

Theres no way this could be a dud

I got my pud on scud (UHHHH)

Omy god they love me love me this at the laundry mat

Note to self cure that itch with a tube a tube of monostat

And if your street cred dips below two hundred its time

To stiffen up and walk the streets you are optimus prime

Then campaign! Shake peoples hands like you were running for re-election

Flexing in the intersection with an erection

When Im at the grocery store

Check out my erection

Check out my erection

Check out my erection

When Im at the traffic light

Check out my erection

Check out my erection

Check out my erection

Ignore all the crap I got going on in my lap

I make a bold move and point to my crotch and say «Hoss, I think you need to

talk to the boss»

Hes not happy with the current Takahiro Report, best case scenario he’ll

reassign you

Elevator eyes up from my lobby to my kimosabe

Fully sweatpantsed stranger in the streets eating pizza like Stacey Keech

I’m handing out the smelling salts improving, improving the town

Mental clipboard gets a check when your eyes get caught panning down

Pinnochio in my pants, as I hammer hammer dance now

I got you all in a trance, your all going to be late for work now

Inner pocket material is hanging out looking like an elephant, its sooo relevant

Even at the zoo the owls hard time telling whos who

Squash those skinny jeans, I need a loose fitting garment

For maximum surprise hit off the costume department

This isn’t sexual release, im out here performing a social experiment

Im daring you to stare at it

It has a calming effect when you reflect on me being erect

So before you call the cops, you need to pause and realize

That while all you bros are out pounding Strohs, im straight making history

with my pachaderm nose

When Im at the grocery store

Check out my erection

Check out my erection

Check out my erection

When Im at the traffic light

Check out my erection

Check out my erection

Check out my erection

In my cubicle again, its 8 am and I already already finished my bagel

Theres a birthday party being planned in conference room B

Looks like my entire intramural basketball teams all in there

I think I’ll grow and show again! Uh oh here we go again!

Erection killer bone hard

Magnum man

So large

Park the car

See my balls

Girls wet with phone cords

All of y’all menopause

Condom with those bus tours

Showboat out with ladies on with hard on

Erection with the milk white

Fit in her real nice

Let her pay the freak price

Eating cooking freak rice

Hard like that monster

Pop star condom

Lubrication boner strip club owner

You kill my boner

Hard to the uterus

Show you how i do with this

Baby you look cute with this

Show me how you work your lips

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